“So how long have you two been… You know?” Donna asks.

“Oh. I guess since he learned about me from you” Daniel replies.

“So” Donna looks up at Daniels face “Does that mean you’re wearing one now?”

“Yeah” Daniel replies almost sighing. “It does. I only put on trousers to answer the door to be honest.”

Donna laughs at this.

“Ok. Can I see?” She asks leaning towards him.

“It just looks like the other one” He replies.

“Oh” She says sounding disappointed. “You need to mix it up a bit Danny, get some with cute patterns on that sort of thing”

“Why?” Daniel asks “They all work the same”

“I don’t know. I just assumed that was the sort of thing you Diaper… people liked to do” she replies.

“Diaper people?” It is Daniel’s turn to laugh.