My bedroom door swung open and the light from the hallway blinded us both.

“The light! The light!” Joey cried out as he thrust his head under a pillow to protect his eyes.

Grandfather had heard the commotion I had been making and came to see what was wrong.

“Joey moved in his sleep and kneed me right in the nuts!” I moaned still cupping my aching balls.

However, what Grandfather seemed to be more concerned about was the fact that I was lying completely nude in bed with another boy, “Boy, why aren’t you wearing a diaper?!”

That is when my sleeping arm decided it was time for the pins and needles.