When the nursery door opened and it saw Krystyn standing in the light of the hall with a full baby bottle of formula in her hand, the baby’s happiness was complete. It cooed in welcome as Krystyn neared the crib, reaching up with its tiny hands to take the bottle which was soon to come.

“Well!”, Krystyn said with a smile of triumph in her voice as she lowered the side of the crib, “You seem chipper after your nap! And with a messy diaper too, Mr. Stinky Bottom!” She reached in and tickled the baby’s tummy causing it to giggle uproariously. “Since you seem to like wearing dirty diapers so much, I think I’ll leave you in your poopy pants until you finish your ba-ba!”