When I was at primary school I had my bum smacked quite regularly not just because I was naughty but because I always seemed to get caught.

like the time during one wet break I was chasing a boy round the classroom and the duty teacher happened to come in and see me running in front of the class,

This was while the boy had managed to slip into his place so wasn’t caught.

The teacher sent me to the corner while she lectured the class about the amount of noise coming from there then as an example as to what would happen to anyone else.

she sat on the class chair and told me to bend over her knee

I reluctantly complied with the request and the next couple of minutes were painful as she smacked my bottom hard to the Wonder and somewhat amusement of my classmates